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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2019 20:06:39 GMT
”Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?“
Harley had finally gotten out of that horrible prison. A smirk spread across her face as she threw a piece of bubble gum in her mouth. Now it was time to go find her Puddin’. She hadn’t seen him since he broke her out. She stepped out into the sunlight of New York City. It feels like she hadn’t felt the sun on her face for a very long time. Harley knew it was only a matter of minutes before the sun went away and the moon revealed itself. She lifted her hand and took a strand of blue hair in her fingers and started twirling it. ”What to do next” she thought to herself. Dropping her hand, she lifted the other one, resting the bat that was in the hand, on her shoulder, and made her way down the busy streets. She couldn’t help but smirk as people who passed her by, gave her crazy looks. She didn’t care what they thought about her, she was on a mission.
Rounding the corner, she came to stand in front of a store. It was closed, but inside she spotted a jacket that would look perfect on her. With a grin, she grabbed the bat with both hands and swung it towards the glass, making it shatter. The alarm bell rang out as she leaned in and took the jacket off the mannequin. She slipped the jacket on her shoulders, grabbing her bat, she skipped off down the street and rounded another corner, into a dark deserted alleyway. Suddenly she heard a sound and whipped around, clenching the bat in her hand. "Who’s there? I’m warning ya, you don’t wanna mess with me.”
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Post by Deadpool on Sept 14, 2019 16:49:37 GMT
Deadpool was sitting near the top floor on one of the buildings' fire escape that was situated in the alley @harley was currently entering. He immediately put his phone that he was using to watch X-rated stuff and began checking out @harley . His eyes widened as he examined her from head to toe, both front and back, as she walked past him below. Wade immediately loved what he saw. She even looked a bit psycho with her bleached appearance, tattoos, exotic clothing, and the fact that she was literally holding a bat. "Oh all the things I would do to that ass of hers." He mumbled to himself as he started to lean forward to check her out even more. Deadpool probably leaned forward a bit too far that the fire escape itself started creaking really loudly because of rust and old age. The sound had alerted @harley and she had begun questioning who was following her, holding her bat out. "Oh she definitely looks batshit crazy."Deadpool quietly stood up and briefly stretched his muscles. "It's time to introduce myself superhero style!" He then jumped off the fire escape's but his foot got caught on the railing as he was jumping so he flipped and started crashing down the various levels of the fire escape. His head, chest, back, and legs all crashed into the fire escape on his way down before he landed on a closed dumpster situated right below the fire escape, which he then rolled of off because of the slanted top and landed flat on his face on the hard asphalt in the middle of the alley right behind @harley . He laid on the ground for probably 15 seconds as some of his dislocated joints or broken bones were put right back into place. He then used his arms to push his body off the floor as he jumped right back up onto his legs. "I'm Batman!" Deadpool said in deep voice. "I must say Miss female Joker, what a nice ass you got there!" He motioned for her to put the bat away, to keep things mildly toned for now at least. "You got to admit though, my superhero landing was fucking epic!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 17:51:10 GMT
”Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?“
An amused look crossed Harley’s features as she watched a red and black human bouncy ball, bounce his way down the fire escape and land flat on his face. She watched him jump up with a grin on her face until she heard his words. Then a sound, she didn’t even know she could make, came out in the form of a snort. ”I know the bat and he is much more graceful” she said, her smile not going anywhere. She took a step forward, the bat falling from her shoulder. It touched the asphalt with a dink sound. Using it like a cane. She leaned on it and started twirling her blue pigtail in her fingers.
With a pop, she blew a bubble from the gum that she had been chewing. ”Although Mr. Batty isn’t as stylish as you” Harley gave him a wink and then heard his last words. ”I give you a 10 on style, 2 on the landing, but a 20 for recognizing my greatest asset” she said with a smirk and leaned up against the brick wall.
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Post by Deadpool on Sept 19, 2019 18:26:08 GMT
Deadpool raised an eyebrow as he gazed into the eyes of the psychopath girl he was falling for right now. "I certainly am more stylish than Bruce Wayne." He said as he looked down at his red and black suit. "I might not be as graceful, but at least I didn't have to retire for being an alcoholic." Wade continued, taking a dig at the dark knight. He also appreciated the complement on style and for him recognizing her greatest asset, which was basically her ass, but wasn't too thrilled at getting a 2 for his landing. Like come on, that was the most typical Deadpool landing anyone could ever do. "That is your greatest ASSet, I can't deny." Deadpool said as he looked at her thighs. "But come on girl, you gotta give me at least a 10 for the landing." He shrugged as he turned around and crossed his arms in disappointment, though he wasn't going to stop there. "So what are your plans for the rest of the day? Any chance we could have a roughly prepared dinner of sausage and tang?" He asked @harley , basically asking her on a not so family-friendly date for that evening.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2019 2:22:51 GMT
”Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?“
Harley put a grin on her face and gave a chuckle. ”I always did have a thing for black and red” she mused, pushing off the wall and walking closer to him. ”Sorry, no can do, your rank stays” she stated and started to walk around him in a circle, trailing her hand down his arm and looking at him, flirting. The bat trailed behind her, making dragging sounds against the cement. ”You think it looks good now? You should see it in the shower” she said, stopping in front of him. She flipped the bat around her neck, hooking both arms behind it. She stuck out her tongue and winked at him.
Harley had no clue where Mister J was, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t have some fun in the mean time. Although if he found out, this guy would end up dead. ”Jealous Mister J” she thought to herself and she giggled out loud, amused by the idea. ”You tell me where and when” she said and turned, slowly walking away, expecting him to follow her. She shook her ass a little more than normal as she strutted down the alley.
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Post by Deadpool on Sept 28, 2019 4:38:33 GMT
Deadpool gazed into @harley's eyes as she mentioned that she had a thing for those who wore red and black. At this point, he couldn't tell if the psycho looking woman was actually bluffing or not right now since he was so mesmerized by her. He got even more wilder and started to lose control of his emotions once she mentioned seeing her naked in shower. Now that was something Deadpool could never turn down, even if her appearance left very little to imagination for him. Deadpool knew he had to capitalize on this moment and quick before the Joker showed up. He checked her out one more time as she turned around and started to walk away from him, with her and shaking more than usual. "Well, I wouldn't mind if we started now." Wade replied as he shrugged. "What would you like for dinner? I suggest this sexy fella over here." He finished as he pointed at himself.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2019 21:47:58 GMT
”Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?“
Harley smirks and stops walking, looking over her shoulder. ”Let’s start with a drink” she said and waited for him to join her. ”and I know the perfect spot” she said and started walking again. Reaching the end of the alley, she made a left and started walking until a big neon sign came into view.
”They also have food, and a private room. she said and gave him a grin. She had visited this place in her world with Mister J. She knew they had good food and alcohol already. Plus, maybe Mister J would show up. A devilish grin replaced her normal one as she thought about it. This is going to be fun she thought to herself.
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Post by Deadpool on Oct 17, 2019 3:48:42 GMT
"Oh I definitely wouldn't mind a drink. Where's this spot at?" Deadpool said as he lightly jogged to catch up to @harley . The crazy duo reached the end of the alley and Deadpool followed her around the corner, turning left while doing so. They kept on walking down the street for a bit until they came across a giant neon sign, which @harley pointed out was where she would be willing to eat. That didn't matter at all to him though once she mentioned that this joint had private rooms. He could feel his heart racing and he was starting to lose control of his emotions. "So, uh, um. Fuck!" Deadpool stammered for a second before shaking his head to try to start focusing again. "Do you happen to be on the menu there?" He asked @harley . He couldn't get all the dirty thoughts out of his head right now. He was now just thinking about what to do in the private room they had there.
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