Iosef Adasca "The Harvester"
Noob II
Finally got the bastard!
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Original Universe: Star Wars
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Post by Iosef Adasca "The Harvester" on Aug 17, 2019 0:37:02 GMT
He finally shows his face, and it ends up being to save a HUMAN?!?! Where was this so-called 'Prince' when his people were being slaughtered wholesale by his very own royal guards for SPORT?!?! Nowhere, save for tucked up safe in his shielded castle, while the population around him suffered countless atrocities. He and his family did NOTHING to stop the violence, either. They were the ones causing it to begin with anyway.
And now? He fired some sort of weapon that temporarily shut down the movement and propulsion systems in the Harvester armor, pretty much killing the power core for a short time. He had fallen to the ground headfirst, striking hard. Fortunately, the armor was protected enough that he got little more than a few bruises. Before he could pick up their trail, however, the human soldiers had managed to scrape together a group, surrounding the crater made from the falling armor. One of them was shouting orders at 001 to 'Put his hands up, and flip up the faceplate' or they would fire. Hadn't they already seen how ineffective their weapons were against him??
They would learn this time, then.
He started to do as he was told, putting his hands in the air, the blue flames having been snuffed by the system shutdown. However, underneath the outer skin of the arms of the Harvester unit, small pieces were forming underneath plates contained in each forearm. It only took a second or two, but under each of the plates now sat twin barrel, rapid fire blasters. Grinning under his helmet, the weapons popped out. In a single, very rapid spin, enough rounds were fired to drop all fifteen troops that had rimmed the crater, along with their commander, AND a guard in a nearby tower.
The delay they had caused now was costly. He had yet again lost Adasca's trail...and for some strange reason, he had taken the human with him. It wasn't like him to be caring or generous with anyone like that, unless it was beneficial to him. Shaking off the thoughts, 001 blasted off into the sky, and headed off toward a large mountain range to the west.
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Post by James Rhodes "War Machine" on Aug 17, 2019 1:30:51 GMT
That's not exactly what Rhodes though was going to happen.
One second, he is waiting to be summarily executed by some form of super-advanced alien armor, the next? He's being dragged through the air by some scrawny kid in his own suit. What was this....a battlesuit bargain sale? There were more and more people, and others, building these super suits, ever since Tony started with the Mark I. Now, it looked like most of them were -here-, along with this new foe. Who was he? What was he after? And just how powerful WAS that suit to be able to manhandle what amounted to a flying tank...top shelf technology here on Earth, torn apart as if it were a child's plaything. Were all the bad guys that strong here? If so, Rhodes doubted their chances were going to be anything but pretty slim when it came to getting back 'home'.
The kid landed, and fiddled for a few moments inside the chest cavity of the armor. Suddenly, everything came back to life, albeit in backup mode. It was enough to get the faceplate open, so he could at the very least thank the one who had saved him.
"I'm James Rhodes. Thanks, kid, I owe you one. You really saved my bacon out there."
He gave a quick systems check, and located the VTOL craft on his radar.
"Well, if you want to get out of here, follow me. We can figure out what to do with your friend over there when we link up with the rest of the group. C'mon."
The repulsor flight system checked out well enough to get Rhodes into the air. He blasted off in the direction of the rest of the hodgepodge team, with Adi falling in behind him. Rhodes just hoped that the kid's repairs held til they got to where they had to go.
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Post by Kolidir Stone-Heart on Aug 19, 2019 17:27:35 GMT
Before the Dragonborn could catch up with Blackout, the merc had managed to climb his way up through the elevator shaft. Kolidir approached the silver doors slowly, unfamiliar with the doors he executed extreme caution. The brute sheathed his sword as he studied the strange device. Perhaps it was some kind of portal similar to the one that brought him to this strange dungeon. If he was to open this portal it might take him back to his homeland. Eager to return home the Nord grasped the edges of the door and opened it slowly. To Kolidir's dismay, he was greeted with nothing more than an empty void. He looked up into the shaft but was unable to see any light. Disappointed with the lack of magical portals the Dragonborn backed away from the doors allowing them to close. Surely the adventurer wasn't trapped in the belly of this metal monster, there had to be another way out. He glanced around the room searching for answers for his escape but no other options revealed itself. Slowly he turned back to the metal doors, studying it in greater detail than before. This time he noticed a small silver button next to the doors.
Kolidir began to smile "You thought you could hide your secrets from me." He whispered. The Dragonborn smashed the button with the utmost pride. The little button illuminated itself and began to glow a bright yellow. The top of the doors began to display a series of numbers going down in chronological order. Kolidir backed up from the doors expecting there to be some sort of trap, he readied his weapons. When the numbers finally reached 100 the magical doors slowly opened revealing a small room. The Nord began to smile again this was merely a puzzle to get him to the next floor. The adventurer entered the portal with a slight bounce in his step. The room was rather cramped for a fellow such as himself but it would have to do. Next to the doors were a series of buttons all labeled with various numbers. Kolidir released a sigh, there was still more to the puzzle. This began to fill the Dragonborn with dread and anxiety. If the last puzzle wasn't trapped this one was sure to be rigged with some sort of deathtrap considering the size of the room.
Kolidir kept his shield close to his body to ensure the safety of his vitals. He decided it would be best to try each button from the smallest number to biggest. The Dragonborn began to build himself up as he stared at the button labeled 1. "Let's get this over with" He muttered. With hesitation, he pressed the first button. To his luck, nothing proceeded to be shot at the lad, he still had all his barrings. He glanced down at the panel, button 1 began to glow with a yellow hue. Kolidir began to press every single number after 1 thinking that there must be some kind of order. Despite every button being pressed and glowing nothing appeared to happen. "Maybe I did it in the wrong order..." Suddenly the doors closed. The Dragonborn's face began to curdle with genuine fear. "I was wrong..." The portal abruptly began to float upwards, Kolidir flinched as it did so. The portal began to play soft elevator music as he continued up. A few moments passed before he realized that everything was fine, he put in the correct combination for the portal. The adventure looked up at the portals speakers. "What kind of shitty music is this?" He muttered
Every couple moments the doors would open then close again. Kolidir found the portal to act very strange compared to other portals he has been in but he wasn't one to question how this worlds magic worked. After a few minutes passed the doors opened yet again but this time a Man was peering in from the other side. The man was very well built and was a little shorter than himself. The man was dressed in green army fatigues and had a scar over his right eye, he seemed to be decorated in many different medals. The man looked to be very much confused as he was. Kolidir noticed that the man was clutching at his chest, he was bleeding profusely. The two stared at each other for several minutes before the Dragonborn reached into his knapsack and retrieved a small red vial. He tossed it to The General which he seemed to barely catch. "Drink this it will help with your wounds." The General seemed to question as much but decided to keep it to himself. The adventurer made a gesture with his heads displaying that there was just enough room if the man wanted to join him. The General shook his head "I think I'll wait for the next one." Kolidir shrugged before the doors closed again.
Around 5 minutes passed before the doors opened to a familiar face. It was the bastard merc himself Blackout. With little hesitation, the Dragonborn took a breath. "FUS RO DAH" He just released the most powerful form of unrelenting force in Blackouts face, that would surely hurt.
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Post by Spectre on Aug 20, 2019 1:28:50 GMT
Spectre had reached the surface and was immediately met with more resistance from guards. This time though, he wasn't the only one experiencing resistance. There were at least 100 millennials storming the area while running a type of run called "the Naruto Run." Also, the guards were trying to repel them by using non-lethal means such as riot shields with batons or advanced stun weapons. As soon as he had exited the facility, a few guards had spotted him, turned their attention towards him, and began marching towards him with their riot shield; leaving the other guards to deal with the oncoming Naruto sprinters. Spectre made quick work of the advancing guards, even though he didn't kill them. By using his fists and legs instead of his lethal weapons, the guards fell one by one to the ground, each of them pretty much unconscious. The other guards were busy repelling the millennials so they couldn't advance on him, let alone even notice that a few guards had went down. Unfortunately, when he turned around to find another way around the guards, he saw the Skyrim guy standing by the facility's entrance, not far from away from him. "Alright man, what the heck do you want? You've been following me around since we met in the armory. Do you want to fight?" Spectre hollered at the dude. Without any warning or indication, Spectre suddenly found himself flying backwards right into one of the facility's walls, immediately crushing most of his body since the wall was probably made of something durable like concrete or something. His body then fell to the ground and landed in a sitting position, still facing the Skyrim dude who had just launched him across the courtyard. It would take a minute or so for his body to recover and be back to an injury free state. His veins started to turn black as they ran down his body, immediately healing any injuries it came in contact with. During his healing process though, Spectre saw someone in a red suit jump down from the roof of the building and landed just a few feet in front of the Skyrim dude. " Aw damn, now we got a Deadpool wannabe about to face Mr. Skyrim!" He muttered to himself as he waited for his body to get back into its injury free state.
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Deadpool
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Merc with a Mouth
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Post by Deadpool on Aug 20, 2019 4:27:43 GMT
Deadpool was perched on top of the roof of one of the facilities when he watched Spectre single handedly took out a few guards without killing a single one of them. He was impressed since if Deadpool was in the black suited guy's place, he would've just quickly used his katanas or even his pistols to take out those weak ass guards. He then watched as some dude wearing medieval clothes used some sort of invisible force to launch Spectre into a concrete wall. From where Deadpool was from, people or beings who used mystical forces like the one demonstrated were normally never a good guy. Sure, Deadpool wasn't that much of a good guy but he could never be considered as a villain. He considered himself more like an anti-hero than anything else really. "Alright time for a superhero landing!" Deadpool told himself and he stood up from his perching spot, jumped up and down a couple of times, and stretched a bit as means to warm up. He then took a few steps back before running forward and diving without hesitation and landed perfectly on his feet in a crouched position before lifting his head up to look at Kolidir Stone-Heart . He then quickly jumped up to a standing position before beginning to speak. "Whooooooh!" He cheered as he lifted up his arms. "Did you see that awesome superhero landing? I totally nailed it and I look like a total badass you gotta admit that." He started babbling. "But you know, launching my black suited twin whose totally a worse version than me across the courtyard is not a cool move at all. Besides, what the fuck are you wearing? This is the 21st century and you're dressed like you're going on a fucking crusade."
Deadpool continued running his mouth even more, which is normal for him because he was dubbed "Merc with a Mouth" by literally everyone who knew about him. "I'm with you on this one. The entire world is a fucked up place and it's time for a fucking crusade anyways. One time, Dopinder, my Indian cab driver, was driving me someplace and we were stuck behind this car doing 30 in a 55 mile zone. It turns out that there was this woman texting her side 'guy' while giving her boyfriend a handjob. Like how can someone be so stupid to not know that you have to receive head as well?" He then placed his finger on his chin and raised an eyebrow. "Just a heads up, I'm not going to be censoring myself just because whoever roleplays as you on this forum is still underage." He looked back at Spectre , who had entirely recovered from his injuries, and gave him a thumbs up and mouthed the words 'I got this under control.'
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Post by Kolidir Stone-Heart on Aug 21, 2019 21:01:29 GMT
Kolidir bitterly scowled Deadpool as he rambled on. This merc was dressed in a tight red and black suit. His face was also concealed with a cowl of some sort. The Dragonborn stared into his deep lifeless white eyes. Perhaps it was a fear tactic to intimidate his foes, it had little effect on Kolidir. Deadpools attire reminded him of those of the Dark Brotherhood; a cult of deadly assassins. The Nord spit in Deadpools general direction, "You don't scare me assassin." He spoke in his deep menacing voice. "If you're here to kill me shut up and do so already." Kolidir readied his stance along with his weapons. The last time an assassin tried to kill him the Dragonborn gutted him like a fish.
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Deadpool
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Post by Deadpool on Aug 22, 2019 3:53:46 GMT
Deadpool gazed at Kolidir Stone-Heart for a few seconds before blinking once and breaking the silence. "Scare you? I'm not here to scare you. Besides, I'm a mercenary with a huge mouth so I know no such thing as shut up." He then looked back at Spectre , who was finally starting to get up off the ground, and cheered him. "Great job Wade Wilson ripoff! Nice of you to finally get the hell up off your ass!" He hollered at the black suited mercenary. Deadpool then turned back around to face Kolidir Stone-Heart , who now took a fighting stance. "Now where were we?" He asked as he put his finger on his chin as if he was going to do some intense CSI detective work shit. "Oh yeah! I wasn't here to kill you but since you're facing me with a fucking sword thinking you're a badass ready to handle Deadpool, I don't see why not." Deadpool kept on babbling on as usual.
Deadpool withdrew both of his katanas from the back holsters and flicked them each of them once before continuing his babbling. "It's Katana Kombat time, which for the record she's an awesome Latina pornstar who I wish I could fuck the living shit out of her. I really recommend watching her, but not you weird crusader, your writer. Even if you're still underage, I know all of you teenagers are some horny hormonal people who probably started watching porn and jacking off daily at the age of 12."
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Post by Spectre on Aug 24, 2019 2:16:37 GMT
Spectre got up off the ground and dusted his shoulder off as mockery of Kolidir Stone-Heart. There wasn't really any dust on him but it was sort of his way of saying "f*** you" to the Skyrim dude. "All of that for not even a scratch?" Spectre mocked the medieval dressed man as he pulled out his blades. "A little baby could've hurt me more than you did right now!" He continued mocking. Spectre could've easily ended the fight by just unloading a magazine of 9mm ammo into the Skyrim dude, but where's the fun in that? Besides, guns are considered such an uncivilized weapon anyways, not that he really cared. He was exceptionally good at using ballistic weapons and wielding melee weapons, sort of like Keanu Reeves in his John Wick movies. He would also try to find new badass ways to reload weapons instead of the regular or generic ways to reload guns. One reload he mastered was reloading two pistols simultaneously by dropping the mags, inserting new magazines being held around his waist, and flick both pistols forward at the same time to pull back the slides with a single hand. Spectre stood beside Deadpool and readied his katanas, ready to fight the Skyrim dude who had just launched him across the courtyard. He wanted to end this once and for all.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2019 5:09:15 GMT
The Dragonborn scoffed as the merc continued to babble on about his nonsense and radical fantasies. The rantings of a mad man are really something else. What was this fool trying to achieve with such far fetched propositions? Kolidir stopped in his tracks as Blackout brought himself from the ground to a full standing position. He glared at Blackout with a rather perplexed look. The Nord figured from the satisfying crack his body made upon impact would have kept the lad down for good, but this son of a bitch had the nerve to get back up. Kolidir became even more angered when Blackout unsheathed his weapon. The Dragonborn began to grit his teeth as he evaluated his options; the odds were stacked against him. It was a 1v2 fight both in which were dual-wielding and one could assume they would both rush and cut him down much faster then he could block the oncoming attacks. Blackout has displayed a very impressive form of healing magic that has healed him almost instantaneously, the other also referred Blackout as his black-suited twin probably not a coincidence.
Kolidir shook his head "Lets even the battlefield" He muttered. He took a deep breath before summoning another thu'um. "MUL QUA DIVV (Dragon Aspect)" The Shout seemed to roar after it's initial summon. As the shout echoed in the surrounding area Kolidir became adorned in a glowing set of dragon scale armor. Atop of his head protruded a pair of glowing horns. Most bandits simply shit themselves and run away when he uses this shout but Kolidir suspected this would have little effect on the two jackasses. As a precaution, the Dragonborn summoned another shout. "HUN KAAL ZOOR (Call of Valor)" Suddenly a blue apparition appeared next to Kolidir. The spirt was a well built semi-transparent Nord named Hakon one-eye. As the name suggests Hakon only has one eye, a nasty scar covers his left eye. He was dressed in a heavy set of ancient-looking armor and bore a face of utmost outrage. The spirt quickly drew a terrifyingly sharp axe from his back ready to attack. The two Nords nodded toward each other confirming willingness to fight before turning back towards the mercs. "Your move..."
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Post by Spectre on Aug 26, 2019 4:18:29 GMT
"Aw shit." Spectre groaned as he watched Kolidir Stone-Heart activate another one if his spells. This time, the Skyrim guy had hard some sort of spell that turned him into what seemed to be a miniature fiery dragon. This guy even had dragon wings, armor, power, and all. It was like something straight out of video game or a movie. Spectre quickly looked around the courtyard to find a way out of battling some angry, crazy medieval guy with magical dragon powers. Fortunately for him, he found an open door behind him to the left, probably a few hundred feet away, where he could barely see a fighter jet inside a hangar. "Okay, I see what you did there. That's some nice CGI shit you're pulling off right now. All this showing off your wings and stuff to distract us." Spectre said, trying to annoy the Skyrim dragon guy again. With quick thinking, he stabbed both of his swords into the dirt beneath him and quickly pulled out a concussion grenade and a frag grenade and tossed them one after the other. The first grenade being the concussion grenade to distort Kolidir Stone-Heart with the second grenade being the frag grenade, to eliminate the hostile dragon dude. Right after throwing the 2nd grenade, Spectre quickly pulled both of his swords out of the ground when the concussion grenade detonated, slightly distorting him, but not too much since he had turned most of his face away from the concussion grenade's blast. He then completely turned around to begin running backwards towards the hangar, but not before he attempted to drag Deadpool with him. "Let's go Deadpool cosplayer!" He shouted.
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Deadpool
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Post by Deadpool on Aug 27, 2019 19:29:58 GMT
Deadpool was amazed at what he saw Kolidir Stone-Heart do, at least from a visual aspect. "Okay, that does look like some cool CGI shit, I have to agree with you, my rip-off." He replied as he quickly observed the Skyrim dude's new dragon abilities before giving out another smart remark. "You know, I don't think Marvel ever had a character like you. You better hide from them or you might find yourself being ripped-off, sort of like how Green Arrow, Aquaman, and Deathstroke were." He said as he raised an eyebrow, knowing that he is a parody of Deathstroke but didn't feel like indicating it at the time. Deadpool then stood his ground as he awaited for someone to make the first move. It was normal for him to make the first move in basically anything usually. However, he then watched as Spectre equipped 2 different types of grenades, one being a concussion grenade and the other being a frag grenade, and tossed them at the dragon-powered medieval guy's feet. The 1st grenade detonated and Deadpool was slightly concussed by the effects of the grenade when he felt and vaguely saw Spectre pulling him backwards, calling him a cosplayer as well. "Hey! I'll have you know that I'm not a cosplayer. I'm the motherfucking legitimate Deadpool." He shouted, but was ignored but his black suited counterpart.
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Post by Spectre on Sept 1, 2019 19:26:46 GMT
Spectre had kept on sprinting towards the hangar as fast as he could, trying to dodge any millennial that happened to be in his way or cross paths with him. It was time to get the hell away from Area 51 as fast as he can. The soldiers were cracking down on the millennials as hard as they could with all types of nonlethal weapons available. Reinforcements from the Nellis Air Force Base, which was the closest base to Area 51, had just arrived as well. The increased count of soldiers would make escaping more difficult if he didn't leave in time. Spectre ignored all the helicopters and aircraft flying overhead and proceeded to dart through the hangar doors. He then slowed down a bit to quickly catch his breath, because sometimes sprinting with full gear could be very tiring to an extent. Surprisingly though, he barely needed to take 15 seconds to catch his breath. He just then assumed that increased endurance and stamina was another ability acquired from the incident back in the lab. Spectre climbed the ladder to the fighter jet that he had been eyeing when he was outside and hopped into the cockpit. He then fired up the thrusters, engine roaring behind him, and checked all of the gauges in the jet. Luckily for him, the gas tank was completely full. One thing he had to note to himself though was that he had never actually flown a jet before, let alone actually be near one. He had taken a few classes on one of those small, regular planes that would seat a maximum of 10 people. He did fairly well in those classes, but the planes were obviously much different to the current jet he was planning to fly now. Military jets were obviously going to be much faster and probably more difficult and trickier to control and maneuver. "How hard can this be?" Spectre asked himself. He knew it was going to be difficult, but it was sort of a phrase one would say to reassure themselves. Spectre turned around and looked at Deadpool, who had apparently climbed in the jet with him as the co-pilot. "Are you ready to get out of here cosplayer?" Spectre asked Deadpool. He had a feeling though that this Deadpool might be real, considering he sounded so much like that Canadian Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds.
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Post by Deadpool on Sept 6, 2019 4:13:51 GMT
Deadpool had to sprint as fast as he ever had to keep up with Spectre as they headed towards the hangar. Once the duo entered the hangar, Deadpool watched as Spectre had gotten into the pilot seat of the fighter jet present in the hangar. The fighter jet was something extremely advanced, sort of like something out of a sci-fi movie or game. Deadpool climbed into the co-pilot seat of the fighter jet, falling headfirst into the seat with egs dangling out of the jet. It took Wade a good few seconds of cursing and twisting for him to finally be able to get into a comfortable seating position. He strapped on his seatbelt as the engines were powered up. Deadpool was amazed by the immense power of the jet that he couldn't resist saying something stupid as usual. "Damn. This jet has an awesome vibrator mode. This will be a fun flight." Deadpool messed around with some of the random buttons around him to kill time. He even started fidgeting with the seat ejection lever a bit. He had always wondered what it would be like to be ejected from an airplane going hundreds of miles an hour. Maybe he could finally use this chance to experience flight ejection. He then had overheard Spectre say something along the lines of "This should be easy." "Are you kidding me? You're sitting in the pilot seat but you don't know how to fucking fly?" Deadpool exclaimed, but his thoughts were ignored by Spectre as he just brushed it off as the ranting of a madman. The aircraft canopy slowly closed on top of them as the engines roared even louder as the fighter jet began commencing the taxi sequence before takeoff. "I'm hanging onto my balls for safety."
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Post by Spectre on Sept 10, 2019 20:27:04 GMT
Spectre pulled back on the throttle, allowing the engines to generate more energy for them to fly. The engines roared as the jet quickly accelerated up a few hundred miles and hour until the speed was fast enough for Spectre to be able to pull the jet off the ground. Now the sky was pitch black, but he was well aware that there were a few hills and mountains around Area 51. The little light that Area 51 generated was only enough to get a glimpse of the surrounding environment. For these two reasons alone, Spectre tried to get the jet as high up in the air as possible and quick. He did not want to end such an eventful night by blindly piloting a US Air Force fighter jet straight into a sandy or rocky mountain. Fortunately for him, Spectre was able to narrowly dodge some of the environment hazards around Area 51. Now, the only thing left now was to find a suitable place to land, but nowhere near close to the government facility. He decided that they needed to get out of Nevada at least before considering landing anywhere, maybe at an airport or maybe he could be extreme enough and land in the middle of a small town's Main Street.
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