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Post by Tony Stark on Feb 19, 2021 1:32:05 GMT
Tony was in the lab, working on something new, he had been talking with their new friends on brother island and had learned A TON. He would say a fuck ton, but a voice in his head, "language" he heard again and again, he smiled to himself and whistled.
::Sir, Wade is here, as well as Dr Strange.::
Friday said to Tony. Tony whistled and lifted up his welding goggles. "Really? Wade and Strange? Are you sure? Have we checked your matrix lately? Run diagnostics tonight will ya?" Tony stepped back looked at his work slapped his hands together threw the goggles into a corner, which where caught by one of his bots, and he bounded up the stairs. "Toni, sweetie, what have I said about making fun Wade?" Tony said as he popped up beside Strange, a bag of raisins in his hand he popped a few in his mouth. "So why are we all hanging out in my stairwell?" Tony was covered in work soot, and grime but didn't seem to care as he backed away from the group towards his expansive living room. "C'mon lets go." He said waving at them. "Friday, get some food for wade, Strange? Ahh what the hell get pizza and chimichangas for everyone." That voice again in the back of his head...
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Post by Antonia Stark on Feb 20, 2021 19:56:43 GMT
Toni smirked. "Seriously, Daddy? You're not gonna at least let me smack Wade around a little, maybe push his ass down the stairs? I've already been through enough shit, and so have you." She sighed. "Fine, let's get chimichangas and pizza or whatever. But I can't sleep, so can I make a small request for a caramel Frappuccino?" She looked at her father. "Something with a ton of sugar so I don't sleep and have insane nightmares again."
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Doctor Strange
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Post by Doctor Strange on Feb 20, 2021 20:37:49 GMT
Doctor Strange smirked as he heard what Toni was saying. "That's gonna come back to bite you in the ass one day, kid. But I'm just a cranky old wizard who's seen every possible outcome of the future events, so what the hell do I know, right?" He looked at Wade. "Don't tempt me, you walking tumour." He kept the smirk on as he looked at Tony. "I don't need any DNA test to tell she's your kid, Stark. It's blatantly obvious." He chuckled and smiled. "Anyway," he said, looking at Wade. "You, my friend, have two options. Zip your lips and let Antonia enjoy her rest after going through the superhero version of Hell, or I can do you to what I did to Loki, as you said. Take some time to think about it." He then began to walk up the stairs, the cloak of Levitation flowing behind him.
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Deadpool
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Post by Deadpool on Mar 2, 2021 20:59:10 GMT
Deadpool looked blankly at Tony Stark . "Pizza and chimichangas? What the fuck man? Do you wanna blow my ass out? I want a damn Burger King Whopper!" Deadpool said as he fantasized about how turned on he would be from the passage of extreme bowel movements. He paused for a moment to think before putting in another request. "I would like to request a sex dungeon of sorts in my room. Do you happen to have any nanotech sex toys?" He asked Stark. Deadpool then looked at Doctor Strange . "For the record, I have no idea what she's been through, nor do I care. I literally died in my last movie but nobody gave a fuck. All that happened to you was you turning to dust, but here you are." He shouted as he waved a finger at the British wizard. His eyes fell open the green eye on the wizard's chest, so he figured what would happen if he attempted to touch it. |
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Post by Tony Stark on Mar 9, 2021 2:56:20 GMT
Tony just looked at Deadpool and shook is head. "Wade, my kid's here, can ya keep it PG-13 for a few hours? And Whoppers it is. Friday?" Friday affirmed the order and Tony plopped down on the couch and propped his feet up on the table. "Here's my problem with that Doc, you may have seen every possible outcome, but the eye has been proven fallible, especially when when concerning trans-dimensional beings, like our friends on North Brother Island, anyone else notice that three of them look like Darth Maul? From Star Wars? Like that's an alternate dimension that exists, they have light sabers and everything, I've seen them fight....I Doc do you have any idea who brought us here? What are we doing here, this isn't our /earth/ it's someone else's and well you're the timey wimey grumpy wizard, so wizard me this." Stark said pointing to the various seats around him for everyone to join him, it had been two years since they had arrived in this reality and for the most part beyond your normal humdrum, everything had been okay, but something big was coming, Tony could sense it. "Oh and pumpkin you can smack Wade anytime, but he might like it." Tony said winking at Toni.
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Deadpool
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Post by Deadpool on Mar 30, 2021 6:33:25 GMT
Deadpool looked at Tony Stark with his eyes wide open. "PG-13? This ain't the freaking MCU. I'm allowed to say fuck! Plus, in PG-13 movies, I'm allowed to drop one F-bomb." Wade was impressed by Tony Stark's explanation of what could have possibly happened in this fractured universe, though he was waiting to meet Bruce Wayne and have him say his iconic line which he imitated in his previous movie; I'm Batman! "You know, Darth Maul has a shit ton of horns coming out of his skull. Doesn't that make him horny?" Deadpool laughed at his own crappy joke. Deadpool looked at Antonia Stark when her father told her that she could slap him whenever she pleased. "Legally I can not say or do anything until you turn 18. Otherwise, I'm going to have the FBI riding up my ass. So please refrain from slapping me or else I could literally be dropping the soap for the next 25 years."
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